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Joe the Plumber
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Barack Obama discovers a leak under
his sink, so he calls Joe the Plumber to
come and fix it.
Joe drives to Obama's house, which is located in a very nice
neighborhood and
where it's clear that all the residents make more than $250,000 per year.
Joe arrives and takes his tools into the house. Joe is led to the room
that
contains the leaky pipe under a sink. Joe assesses the problem and tells
Obama,
who is standing near the door, that it's an easy repair that will take
less than
10 minutes.
Obama asks Joe how much it will cost.
Joe immediately says, "$9,500."
"$9,500?" Obama asks, stunned. "But you said it's an easy repair!"
"Yes, but what I do is charge a lot more to my clients who make more
than
$250,000 per year so I can fix the plumbing of everybody who makes less
than
that for free," explains Joe. "It's always been my philosophy. As a matter
of
fact, I lobbied government to pass this philosophy as law, and it did pass
earlier this year, so now all plumbers have to do business this way. It's
known
as 'Joe's Fair Plumbing Act of 2008.' Surprised you haven't heard of it,
senator."
In spite of that, Obama tells Joe there's no way he's paying that much
for a
small plumbing repair, so Joe leaves.
Obama spends the next hour flipping through the phone book looking for
another
plumber, but he finds that all other plumbing businesses listed have gone
out of
business. Not wanting to pay Joe's price, Obama does nothing.
The leak under Obama's sink goes unrepaired for the next several days.
A week later the leak is so bad that Obama has had to put a bucket under
the
sink. The bucket fills up quickly and has to be emptied every hour, and
there's
a risk that the room will flood, so Obama calls Joe and pleads with him to
return.
Joe goes back to Obama's house, looks at the leaky pipe, and says "Let's
see -
this will cost you about $21,000."
"A few days ago you told me it would cost $9,500!" Obama quickly fires
back.
Joe explains the reason for the dramatic increase. "Well, because of the
'Joe's Fair Plumbing Act,' a lot of rich people are learning how to fix
their
own plumbing, so there are fewer of you paying for all the free plumbing
I'm
doing for the people who make less than $250,000. As a result, the rate I
have
to charge my wealthy paying customers rises every day.
"Not only that, but for some reason the demand for plumbing work from
the
group of people who get it for free has skyrocketed, and there's a long
waiting
list of those who need repairs. This has put a lot of my fellow plumbers
out of
business, and they're not being replaced - nobody is going into the
plumbing
business because they know they won't make any money. I'm hurting now too
- all
thanks to greedy rich people like you who won't pay their fair share."
Obama tries to straighten out the plumber: "Of course you're hurting,
Joe!
Don't you get it? If all the rich people learn how to fix their own
plumbing and
you refuse to charge the poorer people for your services, you'll be broke,
and
then what will you do?"
Joe immediately replies, "Run for
president, apparently."
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